Thursday, December 7, 2023

Widow/Witch #72: Civil War, Pt. 7

Widow/Witch finally returns! (With neither Widow nor Witch, but that'll come later. Trust.)

Ultimates-slash-girlfriends Hawkeye and Black Widow enjoy some personal time off...just in time to get news of their teammates capturing a Natasha and a Wanda from another universe! 

I just realized this is my first time posting Kate with her upgraded suit! More new suits and backgrounds fun in the next Widow/Witch 'issues'. Cheers! 

Wrapped 2023 - A to Z: Phoebe Waller-Bridge

After surrendering herself fully to Dr. Voller's men, Helena Shaw learns that the real treasure is the dicks we take along the way! That or the ancient time travel device. One of the two. 

Not only is this the Wrapped 2023 post for June, it's also letter 'P' for my long-running A to Z series! In about 50 years I'll finally nab the achievement of one celeb from all letters of the alphabet. 

At this pace I might need my own time machine to pull that off. Cheers!

Wrapped 2023: Secret Insertion - Cobie Smulders / Emilia Clarke

In this episode of What If: Gravik's victorious new Skrull Council has a new mission for their new recruits, Maria Hill and G'iah: bend over, spread those legs, and let the men rail you from behind!

I meant to post this last week! Rest assured, there'll be a posting day per week for the rest of 2023 to wrap things up. Stay tuned and cheers! 

Sunday, November 26, 2023

Wrapped 2023 - The Marvels / Brie Larson

Carol Danvers is known around the S.A.B.E.R. HQ as a bit of a tight-ass. Luckily, but a couple of ticked-off SWORD staff teach her the right way to loosen up! She's sure to be bouncing every day when she goes to work!  

Always a treat to have Brie "on the show", so to speak! More Marvel *and* The Marvels goodness coming your way soon. Cheers! 

Wrapped 2023 - Spider-Man 2

When Councilwoman Rio Morales thanks Symbiote Spider-Man for doing her a favor, our hero uses his new tentacle equipment to help her 'sweeten the pot'! 

MSM2 was so great that I had to add it in this 'Best of 2023' compilation! I had to screengrab S11E01 of a procedural drama to get the actress' face, but worth it for the Rio hotness. Also they better scrap that final Evolved Suit when Spider-Man 3 rolls around. Thing looks like it's filled with mint toothpaste for 24/7 cavity prevention. 

More 2023 Highlights coming your way soon! Cheers!

Lezzitating - Margot Robbie and Dua Lipa

Women of Power show off the power of women! Margot and Dua wow the crowd with an afterparty show! 

I posted a Barbie Margot/Dua pic a while back because they were my jam before I knew Barbie/Gloria was a thing. And don't get me wrong, I'm still all for that domestic fluff! 

It's just neat to see Margot and Dua's latest red carpet pics postdatedly nab me the Congressional Medal of Validated. Cheers!

Tuesday, August 22, 2023

Barbie loves Gloria - Margot Robbie and America Ferrera

These Barbies are in love! Barbie has some fun with her girlfriend Gloria after returning to Barbieland!

I'm glad I finally got to do a Barbie/Gloria thing! Magical being meets domestic fluff is like, my jam: I remade WandaVision into an entire WandaNat set on that premise alone, I'm surprised I didn't clock into Glorbie sooner.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed the movie - cheers! 

Monday, August 21, 2023

Mission Underway! - Rebecca Ferguson and Hayley Atwell

Double agents get double-teamed! Ilsa and Grace undergo some 'agent assessments' to infiltrate the Entity's inner circle!

Who'd you rather, Hayley and her A-class level 'assets', or Rebecca and her tradecraft-trained tightness?I'm going with Rebecca, but either way, more double actress fun soon. 

Great blockbuster summer this year - hope you enjoyed MI:7 and cheers!

The Mammaries of Mrs. Maisel - Rachel Brosnahan

 Midge uses her big naturals to take the next natural step to celebrity superstardom! 

I'm excited to see more DCU female cast news, especially if their new Lois Lane's packing ordnance-level boobs like this! More DC stuff as they announce it. Cheers! 

Splitting Her 'Atom' - Emily Blunt

While Oppie helps his men split the atom, Kitty helps *her* men split her atom! Ironically, no 'kitty' action involved. 

No offense to Flo, but it's a no-contest when you've got Emily Blunt in the other corner. Whoever you prefer, more Emily and Yelena down the line. Cheers!  

Barbie x Marvel – Brie Larson

This Barbie is a Captain! 

New series to kick off after my annual midyear break! I’ve done an ‘all-white armor’ version of my fave Marvel babes before, so I thought I’d do an all-pinked, Barbie inspired pin-up set this time around!  

More to follow, and another Captain next. Cheers!


Monday, July 17, 2023

Barbie's Fantasy House - Margot Robbie and Dua Lipa

These Barbies are in love! Classic Barbie shows Mermaid Barbie her favorite way to have fun in the Dream House!

Really loving this movie's vibe - more pink-themed, Barbie-style pics next week. Cheers!